Thoughts I have sometimes

  1. Why am I sweating so much?
  2. Are olives a vegetable?
  3. Are pickles a vegetable?
  4. Do I really have to shave my legs again?
  5. Hey look a squirrel!
  6. Wouldn't it be cool if dogs could talk?
  7. Uhh...maybe it's better dogs can't talk.
  8. The calories in popcorn don't count.
  9. Can you get sun burn through a window?