REASONS I HAVEN'T CLEANED THE DISHES YET
- •The science experiment is going so well!
- •Decided to just stop eating
- •Making a statement about the traditional roles of women in the household. Waiting for a guy to come clean the dishes.
- •Convinced myself the dishes are merely a figment of my overactive imagination
- •Developed a sudden inexplicable fear of sponges
- •Afraid of hurting the dishes' feelings by implying they're "dirty"
- •Working with the White House on confidential business. All I can say is the dishes will have to wait! It's a matter of national security.
- •Dishes? What dishes?