My Dog Is Low Key Obsessed With Me When...

[for those of you unacquainted, this is Missy]
  1. I sing to her
    she is especially lk fond of me when I sing "rack city, bitch.." to her
  2. I dance for her
    I see her lurking my slut-drops
  3. we spoon
    She pretends to not like it but I know she's lk mad for it.
  4. when I come home
    I swear. She just acts all chill, but really she's lit inside!
  5. I smooch her and whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
    look how low key she is.. playing it smooth.