FOUR TIMES A THREE YEAR OLD WAS FAR WISER THAN I

His name is Wilson.
  1. Me - "Wilson, will you be my friend forever?" Wilson - "Yes, but, sometimes we die."
  2. I wrapped Wilson up in a blanket and ... Me - "You are so cute! You're a little burrito!" Wilson - "I am not a burrito. I am just a little boy."
  3. Wilson - "oh!! Doggy!!" Me- "Yea! What does a dog say Wilson?" Wilson - "I think he is saying, 'I want to be free.'"
  4. Out of the blue... Wilson - "People get better in time." Me- "What?!?" Wilson- "Yea. In time."