All the Times Martha Stewart Was Mentioned on 30 Rock
The intersection of Martha Stewart and 30 Rock -- it's a good thing.
- 1.Jack: I had "lunch" with Martha Stewart and "dinner" with her daughter Alexis.
- 2.Tracy: If you have money, you can do whatever you want. Now I'm off to appear on Martha Stewart live. It's gonna be raunchy.
- 3.Kenneth: Miss Lemon, where are you? The pig spoor has hit the wind spinner. Mr. Jordan cussed at Martha Stewart, and Miss Maroney drank all the water out of the toilets. And I keep starting to sneeze, but nothing comes out.
- 4.Verna: Nice office, Jack. I feel like I'm in the Martha Stewart section at Kmart.
- 5.Jack: He certainly wasn't a Swiss prostitute that Martha Stewart recommended to me.
- 6.Liz: See, this is exactly the kind of thing that happens when there is no order. Hitler and Martha Stewart would have hated that wedding.
- 7.Toofer: Okay, I got a hard one: Osama bin Laden, Martha Stewart, Jenna. Frank: Bone Osama bin Laden, to shame him, and then his own people would murder him. Marry Martha Stewart, 'cause, you know, she seems like a dirty bird, and kill Jenna.