MY EMOTIONAL RANGE ON ANY GIVEN DAY

And they say Disney princess movies are unrealistic.
  1. Uncertainty
  2. Exuberance
  3. Nauseous realization
  4. Empowerment
  5. Guilt-ridden dread
  6. Resignation
  7. Whatever this is
    I can't name it but I experience it thrice daily.
  8. Total self-loathing
  9. Contentment
  10. Blissfully oblivious
  11. Over-exaggerated excitement
  12. That indescribable feeling of relief, anticipation and pure happiness when someone offers you a cupcake.
    It's love.
  13. Righteous indignation
  14. Paranoia
  15. Bonus: Evil condescension