THINGS THAT I AM IRRATIONALLY OUTRAGED BY

  1. White chocolate
  2. White chocolate is not chocolate
  3. White chocolate is an imposter
  4. A chalky, too sweet, nauseating imposter
  5. The best compromise would be to call it "white cocoa butter"
  6. Which at least sounds as disgusting as it tastes
  7. Even though it doesn't deserve to be associated with cocoa and actual chocolate at all
  8. CHOCOLATE DERIVATIVE IS NOT CHOCOLATE, PEOPLE
  9. And lots of other things.
  10. But mostly stupid white chocolate.