THINGS YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO PREPARE TABLESIDE 🍽

I found this buried deep in my drafts. I have no idea what I was thinking but it made me laugh out loud. (Sometimes I think I'm really funny 😳) At the restaurant I used to work at we made tableside steak sauce and I think that's how I got started.
  1. Meatloaf
    I mean, raw meat is kind of a no-brainer but there's something about the visual image I have of someone kneading raw meatloaf tableside that just feels like the worst.
  2. IKEA furniture
    Oh you thought I'd limit this to food? Wrong. I don't assemble my furniture, I prepare it. It puts more responsibility on the furniture to take care of it's own problems in the future.
  3. Stew
    My understanding of stew is that it tastes best if you don't have the full story of what's in it. Also time-consuming. And a lot of chopping.
  4. Daiquiris
    Because, the blender.
  5. Nuts
    "Would you like freshly cracked walnuts on your salad?" For some reason, the thought of this is funny to me every time. 🌰🌰🌰
  6. Last wills and testaments
    Just kind of kills the whole eating out vibe. 💀