Things I Outran Today in Central Park
- •A man on an illegal hoverboard.
- •Some Citi bike tourists who clearly didn't realize that the park has elevation gains.
- •Sooo many people wearing SoulCycle gear.
- •A couple of rickshaws.
- •A woman on roller skis, complete with a ski helmet and poles.
- •Several horse-drawn carriages.
- •Those damn Harlem Hills. Boom!