Shit lessons you learn as an adult

  1. No one truly gives a shit about you.
    You're essentially alone. Even when you think you're not.
  2. We are all mortal.
    You lose people you love.
  3. You'll never have money
    Bills are no joke.
  4. You'll never have that same relationship with your bestie as you did in high school.
    They get boring and have kids and then those kids replace your importance.
  5. You need to truly watch your weight
    You stop growing up and start growing out.