Things You Should Never Say When You Send A Professional Email While Incredibly Drunk

Oh jeez. I woke up and all I could remember was sending this doozy to a manager of a respectable site that features businesses like my own.
  1. Tell the recipient that their email was great and "quite polite".
  2. Tell them that you are quite inebriated.
  3. Tell them that your Little Cousin just dropped one. (A fart)
  4. Tell them about your medical history and the fact that you are prone to weather related asthma.
  5. That you and your business partner aren't exactly millionaires.
  6. Describe money as dollars-doos
  7. Tell them that you would love to put a gold star on their "noggin"
  8. Basically accuse them of being dishonest about their stats and ask them to provide proof.
  9. Oh man.........