TIMES I'VE POSTED FOOD ON INSTAGRAM THAT HAS CLOSELY RESEMBLED POOP 💩
Don't worry, visual aids included. 💩
- •"Protein" ballsWhen you open the cupboard and realise you have a rodent cohabitation going on.
- •Avocado pestoFor when you've drank way too much and you have been constipated for three days proceeding the hangover.
- •NutellaWhen you've had too much yeast in your diet. Hope you have at least five rolls of toilet paper and a bidet.
- •HummusI believe we referred to this pasty little number as "grog bog" in our earlier years....
- •CookiesIt's like when a dog dumps in the backyard and it dries out and you have to try to dislodge it from grass blades when it's crunchy and breakable.
- •KiflisSimilar to the former. Except this is where the dog dung has been sitting for so long that it's become like uneaten chocolate: white and chalky. Whaaat
- •Protein BarWhen you don't have enough fibre and your leavings develop harsh edges.