THINGS THAT 2 YEAR OLDS DO THAT AREN'T ACCEPTABLE IF YOU'RE IN YOUR 20'S

As seen at my family reunion this weekend
  1. Cry at any given moment because you're in distress or just for attention
  2. Demand to play on the swings instead of talking to the elderly at a picnic
  3. Start babbling off nonsense (loudly) during the family prayer
  4. Leave items everywhere and expect someone else to pick them up
  5. Ruin a table display, but then just smile cutely and then all is forgiven
  6. Run around the dining hall while your grandpa is giving a speech about your family history
  7. Ask for your mom because you're having to interact with someone that you don't want to
  8. Go to sleep whenever, wherever and on whomever because you're tired