How it feels to be a mid.dle child in the beta-gamma-delta Li.st family
..middle child since 1983; which makes me both a pro on the subject and much older than a lot of you! (inspired by the ever funny @Lisa_Fav)
- •'Dad' just doesn't ❤️ me (my lists) anymore.let's call them 'Dad'
- •Insane jealousy watching 'Dad' like baby Delta('s lists)Starting to feel weird calling them 'Dad'. Will persist for the list! Because I'm a middle child, yo!
- •Beta doesn't care anymore.What are older siblings for if they don't care?!
- •I know, I'll do (list) something crazy to get attention.
- •I know, I'll comment and like and relist like a maniac to get some attentionI'm oblivious to this being annoying bc I'm on an attentional high!
- •I know, I'll get my friends in on my antics too..and have them list request me shit to get some attention!
- •Nothing. 'Dad', 'Beta'??Screw you Delta, you always hog 'Dad's' ❤️'s
- •I don't mean that. I'm sorry Delta. I love you.Let's hug it out.
- •Screw you, I'm off to my room.To think up lists to win your affection. I'm a super needy middle child.
- •I'm not good enough anymore..I know that's not true, it's a middle child tactic! Watch and learn
- •"Hey 'Dad', wanna go play in the yard with me.. when you're finished with Delta?"