I don't fuck with...

Inspired by @bjnovak et al.
  1. Chardonnay
    ew.
  2. Xmas.
    slack + disrespectful.
  3. Winter.
    Summer slays.
  4. Snakes
    No, thank you.
  5. Unnecessary embellishments (bedazzlements?!)
    You know, like novelty zips, buckles, ties on fashion. Get out!
  6. Cricket
    Most insufferable sport on earth.
  7. Green juices
    Yet here I am, necking one like it's foul medicine.
  8. Bad hair days.
    Top knot life. And, cousins bombing like queens.
  9. Motion sickness
    My key is to prevent or delay onset