PASS : the rules

Some of us have a 'celebrity pass' (hall pass) and @HisDudeness and I suspect there may be some passes floating about.. However like an exclusive club that cannot be named (!) no one will know!.. Why?!.. because of an inspired set of rules!..
  1. 1st RULE: You do not talk about PASS.
  2. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PASS.
  3. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the 'pass' is over.
  4. 4th RULE: Only two people to a 'pass'.
    [edit] : four ON a pass .. only two to 'pass'-the-time (so to speak) at once.
  5. 5th RULE: One 'pass' at a time.
    [edit] : as above.. no orgies people!
  6. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
    socks permitted.
  7. 7th RULE: 'Passes' will go on as long as they have to.
    Quickies to Woodstock-style.. do what you need to do!
  8. 8th RULE: If this is your first night on PASS, you HAVE to 'pass'
    No chickening out..!