LIST PROMPT: THE LIST I'D PERFORM AT TONIGHT'S TLA LIVE SHOW IF INVITED... 🤔🖊

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.. Listers, get ready to take the stage! Now tell us, which list would you recite/perform/poetry slam, if invited? As you know @semioccasional is super busy and I'm stepping in (uninvited). No pressure, but before the show starts is ideal!.. Over to you!
  1. Long press on this lists title to make a list of your own with the same name.
  2. Tap MAKE A SUGGESTION below to add a link to your list. Let's not let the sold-out show have all the fun, let's do this!
  3. I'd have to perform my Vice Presidents: villain, dweeb or righteous dude list. I think it would translate well to an open mic
    Suggested by   @andersun
  4. EXPLAINING LIST APP TO JANINE THE RECEPTIONIST IN THE VOICE OF GILBERT GOTTFRIED
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  5. THE TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW ALBUM, TITLED "WITHOUT A MAP"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  6. How to Get Fired and Divorced at the Same Time.
    How to Get Fired and Divorced at the Same Time I feel like it would be even better at open mic than it is as a list. 🎭
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  7. I'd perform my Australia Day list. 🇦🇺 HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY! 🇦🇺
    Suggested by   @jpbateson
  8. And then is follow it up with my Australian Memes list. I'd make a PowerPoint presentation too. 🇦🇺 AUSTRALIAN MEMES 🇦🇺
    Suggested by   @jpbateson
  9. Our Bumble Experiences
    Suggested by   @michaelsstores
  10. I might preform a list that lives in my drafts because there's no chance that anyone I know will ever see it.
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  11. The Underwear Story. THE UNDERWEAR STORY
    Suggested by   @jannychan