never made it as my twitter bios, a running list

Inspired by @jeremysomething (as requested by @Lisa_Fav)
  1. somewhere on the spectrum of 'holly housewife' and 'high-class escort'
  2. not all roses and white picket fences
  3. [wine wanker] In that, I'm an appreciator of both drinking and masturbating
  4. useless at roulette