Statistician Pick Up Lines

Inspired by my Psych Stats study and a shout out to my homie, Choy! 😉
  1. hey boy, wanna find out if we positively correlate?
  2. Is it just me or is your (cohen's) d of significant size?
  3. Meeting you like this is p<.001
  4. So tell me, do you like a wide set gap?
  5. How do like your spread?
  6. Forgive me, this kind of deviation isn't my standard.
  7. Hey girl, you got me positively skewed for you.
  8. Hey boy, unless you present me with hard data, I'm not interested
  9. Hey girl, I wanna intercept your Y so badly.