The Bachelor, My Feels + Questions
🚨spoiler alert 🚨 ...and a little MA15+ (adult themes)
- •Ok, wow.. mass respect for the producers. Was expecting more from that Andi visit.
- •Awww, Corinne, baby. I know we had a rocky start, middle and... but home visits changed me and now I wanna hug you and binge eat (and shop on your cc) with you.
- •So, has Raven made Raven orgasm?Literally my first thought.
- •Also, kinda feeling for Raven's ex ... small town and now everyone knows he can't make a girl cum.Problematic!
- •Do you really need trust to orgasm?! Pretty sure it's more biological than that. I mean, I don't always trust myself.That's a lie. I implicitly trust myself. Hmmm, maybe trust is involved. *note to self for future research ideas*
- •I absolutely love that you can tell with every utterance, Nick is totally gagging for it.He's got that low, partial whisper growly sound going on.
- •You're invited to fantasy suites*?? Is it not a given that you'd just wanna fuck him?! Am I too crass?! What's normal?* we don't have fantasy suites in the Aus version (pretty sure they just figure it out as and when they want)
- •Also, I love orgasmless Raven and want her to win. I never was Team Raven but those two are just so gosh darn cute together!
- •Fuck! They're missing the northern ligh... wait?! They're fucking -under- the northern lights. Ugh. *envy sets in*Note: the two times I've seen the NL's: I was jet lagged and the second I had gastro (uncontrollable tummy bug).
- •What wait: next week previews... shit! It's over? Next week's 3 hours?! Ugh!
- •Producers, don't tease me. Tell me Raven got her fireworks! I don't need this stress in my life.
- •Matching swim suits: Nick and Vanessa. No, please. Stop! Haha. Hmmm... Nick is looking at Vanessa with contempt already. She's gone. (Or, won't last)I used to be Team Vanessa after I went cold on Team Danielle M (I think it was M) and then I'm like, too many rules and expectations. Girl gotta get that baggage dealt with.
- •C'mon Rachel, you neeeeeeed to stop analyzing this! Or at least analyze it from the point of what it takes to win. "I love you" = 🌹 (only say it if you mean it though cause divorce is messy, but hey, you're a lawyer so there's that!)
- •Will always love Corinne's sayings: "heart of gold...platinum vagine"I just love her character. She gives so much! Wait for the spin off.
- •Ahhhh, the reunion ep!! They don't do this in Aus anymore! So excited! Corinne's solo interviews are gonna stir shit up and a whole lotta "I told you so's"will come out.
- •Haha!!! That Nick-man sarcasmontage is LIFE!!!