The Realest Me, Ranked

Ok, let me start with this is a ranked list of degrees of the realest me. Also, inspired by that The Weeknd tune.
  1. 1.
    Whatsapp. The most uncensored I get.
    @Lisa_Fav @DawnCloud @LeahG can attest to this.
  2. 2.
    Twitter. My tweets are all me in my weird glory. Beats li.st because I don't overthink twitter.
  3. 3.
    Li.st. Really should be a tie for second. You guys truly get the real me.
    Sometimes I over think my lists and they stray from my absolute authentic true north. Also why twitter beats it.
  4. 4.
    Snapchat. Aside from the odd filter (for fun or covering dark circles, old make up or pimps) my snaps are pretty real. Maybe a little too real sometimes.
    A few of you can attest to that!
  5. 5.
    Instastories. Don't use it often because frankly the stalkers weird me out. I know they still lurk my page, but still. Yeah, these are in the moment snaps so, realer than IG.
  6. 6.
    Instagram. The most posed, filtered and edited I get. So, if you know my insta you know I'm still pretty real.
  7. 7.
    Moral:
    I'm a real-ass woman. (Now, I'm quoting Drake!)