WHEN KEVIN HART'S IN PERTH...

  1. So I needed a laugh
  2. My husband puts on Get Hard
  3. *perfect*
  4. Belly laughs ensure
  5. It's done
  6. I'm like, "I need more Kevin Hart"
  7. So he puts on Kevin Hart stand up
  8. CUT TO ... Twitter ... (a few hours later)
  9. .
  10. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
  11. Kevin Hart is a mere 25km (12 miles) from my house.. and I'm now too drunk to drive to Metro City.
  12. I live in the most isolated capital city in the world
    This is a fact. Look it up. Isolated AF.
  13. Some times I feel like I live under a rock
  14. I just saw him on @JimmyFallon recently, there was not mention of Perth! 😏😂
  15. Woe.
  16. I missed seeing Kevin Hart live at the same time I watched him on Netflix.
  17. ...and there wasn't even any Chill
  18. FML
    Do we still "FML"??!!
  19. .