When I fly internationally, I take LOT Polish Airlines because it's a few hundred dollars cheaper to take a layover in Warsaw.
  1. The country is 95% women who are over 60.
    I believe Poland is mostly grandmas.
  2. The remaining men are over 70.
  3. Everybody is eating food, but nobody knows where they got it.
    "Excuse me, where in the airport did you find that restaurant?" Nobody has any idea where they found it, they claim.