BOYS I'VE LIKED DURING COLLEGE
From casual interest to full-blow obsession, here you have it (in somewhat chronological order)
- •High School BoyfriendSpeaks for itself. Moving on.
- •Massive DouchebagFeigned friendship in order to study with me, since I was much better in the class than he was. Long crush, even longer resentment.
- •French BoySexual distraction from crushing obsession with Massive Douchebag. Quite sweet, bad in the sack.
- •Social Justice WarriorSo progressive. Many post-coital discussions ruined by making every topic about social justice (I.E milk preference)
- •Dad BodKissed me when he had a girlfriend. Booty called me four months later.
- •Secret VirginI found out a few months later I had taken his virginity. Unclear which of us was more traumatized by this.
- •British BoyHis accent blinded me and I still don't know what he looks like tbh.
- •EyebrowsSo hot, except for eyebrows that came slightly too close together. We clashed on many things, but I'd still hit it.
- •Canadian Trump LoverTotal sex object.
- •ThorSomewhat boring, though charming, sweet, kinda funny, and super confident. He looks like a Hemsworth brother though and I'm so into it. Sex object with a friendly personality.
- •Codename UndeterminedNot exactly a sex object. Perfectly happy to marry him now, though, and live out a life of asexual companionship.