FALSE SENSES OF SUPERIORITY

  1. Hating The Kardashians
    This does not make you a more down-to-earth person.
  2. Hating reality television (especially The Bachelor)
    This does not make you a more intellectual person.
  3. Being a dog person
    This does not make you a kinder person.
  4. Being a cat person
    This does not make you a smarter person.
  5. Watching obscure movies
    This does not make you a more creative person.
  6. Listening to obscure music
    This does not make you a more interesting person.
  7. Not playing the latest trendy game
    This does not make you a mature person. (Also, why are people like, BOTHERED by Pokemon Go? Let me live???)