1. Telling myself I won't text first, then texting first
  2. Spending too much money
  3. Bragging about speaking Spanish&Swedish
  4. MJIA, which rules my life
  5. These emojis: 😘🙃💯💖👌🏼🌷✨
  6. Calling my mom on my walk to work
  7. Dancing while I walk
  8. Saying I'll wake up early and failing
  9. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer