HOW I, A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN, CHOOSE WHO TO SUPPORT IN THE EUROCUP

  1. Where I am
    Germany > most places
  2. Where I have been / the languages I speak
    Spanish, Swedish, French-speaking > others
  3. Scandinavian?
    My love of Sweden/Swedish means I'm also HYPE about Iceland!!!
  4. Personal identity
    England, the Irelands > some others
  5. Underdog syndrome
    Balkans/Baltics/ICELAND!!!
  6. Geopolitical preferences
    Most > Russia
  7. Vibes
    If it comes between two of the above, I justify feel the vibes. SWE > England; Iceland > most
  8. Which team is hotter?
    Basically.