I AM SINGLE BUT THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT

Inspired by @torihyndman
  1. Guy from high school whose Snapchat story is regularly a video of him opening and chugging a Bud in the shower
  2. Girl from high school who claimed she was high off Tylenol
  3. Guy with several assault rifles and four-wheelers but no job
  4. Guy with tattoos of the Vox logo and Monster logo (yes, the energy drink) who still wants to be a professional BMX biker
  5. Girl who said she wasn't upset about getting a bad grade on a biology exam bc she "didn't believe in evolution anyway"
  6. Dude who seeks out international LDRs so he can cyber-cheat/actually cheat on his girlfriends.