THINGS I THREW AWAY IN THE AIRPORT TODAY TO MAKE MY LUGGAGE WEIGH LESS

  1. Pair of beige canvas wedges.
    One scuff.
  2. Pair of black business wear wedges.
    Funny sole, makes me wobble.
  3. White blazer.
    Slightly too small, didn't spark joy.
  4. Two vibrators/their case/batteries.
    Goddammit.