THINGS I'VE DONE BECAUSE I'M PETTY
- •Turned on read receiptsIf I'm actively ignoring you, you should at least know.
- •Put every separate text convo that one particular person is in on Do Not DisturbIncluding their individual message! No thanks.
- •Opened up the dishwasher and wrote "DIRTY" on the inside with a markerMaybe then they'll put the dishes in the wash and not pile them in the sink 🙃
- •No posted "Happy Birthday" on a Facebook wallThey probably didn't notice, but I noticed.
- •Bootycalled a fuckboy's roommateRoommate is also a total fuckboy, but that's not the point.