BUFFY QUOTE-INSPIRED TSHIRTS I NEED

  1. VERY SUAVE. VERY NOT PATHETIC.
  2. WE'LL FIND, YOU'LL SLAY, WE'LL PARTY.
  3. BORED NOW
  4. WISH ME MONSTERS!
  5. I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY BIRTHDAY CAKE IN THIS SHIRT
  6. SHE'S NEWLY HUMAN AND STRANGELY LITERAL
  7. IT MUST BE BUNNIES
  8. TACT IS JUST NOT SAYING TRUE STUFF
  9. GOT HER VENGEANCE ON AGAIN
  10. WE COULD DO THIS THE HARD WAY, OR - ACTUALLY, THERE'S JUST THE HARD WAY
  11. TWO THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN: COINCIDENCE AND LEPRECHAUNS
  12. HELP! HE'S GOING SCOLD ME.
  13. LOVE'S BITCH, AND NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT
  14. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLASS OF 1999, YOU ALL PROVED MORE OR LESS ADEQUATE
  15. TEA IS SOOTHING. I WISH TO BE TENSE.
  16. I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD. AGAIN.
  17. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE FRAY-ADJACENT
  18. RATHER POETIC IN A MAUDLIN SORT OF WAY
  19. BEAUTIFUL. OR TAKEN LITERALLY, INCREDIBLY GROSS.
  20. YOU CAN DRY CLEAN TIL JUDGMENT DAY, YOU ARE LIVING WITH THOSE STAINS
  21. CHOCK FULL OF HOOT, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF NANNY.
  22. I MAY BE A COLD-BLOODED JELLY DOUGHNUT, BUT MY TIMING IS IMPECCABLE.
  23. YOUR LOGIC DOES NOT RESEMBLE OUR EARTH LOGIC.
  24. THAT'S EASY AS REALLY DIFFICULT PIE
  25. YOU'VE BECOME A PART OF SOMETHING BIGGER. LIKE BEING SWALLOWED. BY SOMETHING BIGGER.
  26. AT THIS POINT, YOU'RE ABUSING SARCASM
  27. IT'S FUZZY-MINDED LIBERAL THINKING LIKE THAT THAT GETS YOU EATEN.
  28. I MOCK YOU WITH MY MONKEY PANTS
  29. GEE, COULD YOU VAGUE THAT UP FOR ME?
  30. IF THE APOCALYPSE COMES, BEEP ME.
  31. I WEAR THE CHEESE. IT DOES NOT WEAR ME.
  32. YOU HAVE FRUIT-PUNCH MOUTH
  33. THE EARTH IS DOOMED
  34. DEMON WAKES UP AND WACKINESS ENSUES
  35. FOR THE SAFETY OF PUPPIES AND CHRISTMAS
  36. THE GIRL MAKES GODOT LOOK PUNCTUAL
  37. SEIZE THE MOMENT, BECAUSE TOMORROW YOU COULD BE DEAD
  38. HEY, EVIL DEAD, YOU'RE IN MY SEAT.
  39. I THINK THIS LINE'S MOSTLY FILLER
  40. THAT'S ANACHRONISTIC AND MISOGYNISTIC AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, LIKE A SEA CAPTAIN OR SOMETHING?
  41. RIVERS OF BLOOD, HELL ON EARTH, QUITE CHARMLESS.
  42. YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WAS A GHLARGK GUHL KASHMAS'NIK
  43. YEAH WHAT I REALLY NEED IS ADVICE FROM THE EVIL DEAD
  44. ARE YOU SURE? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VIOLENCE, STRONG LANGUAGE, ADULT CONTENT
  45. DEAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE
  46. A DOODLE. I DO DOODLE. YOU TOO. YOU DO DOODLE TOO.
  47. I CAME HERE TO KILL YOU, NOT TO JUDGE YOU
  48. I DIDN'T JUMP. I TOOK A TINY STEP AND THERE CONCLUSIONS WERE.
  49. I'M A BLOOD-SUCKING FIEND - LOOK AT MY OUTFIT!
  50. I THINK YOU'RE IN SOME PAIN, WHICH I ADMIT I KIND OF ENJOY, BECAUSE I'M EVIL NOW, BUT GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK.
  51. YOU DO HAVE A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. AND YOU HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX ABOUT IT. CONGRATS.
  52. THE EARTH IS DEFINITELY DOOMED.