Obvious Reasons I Know Johnny Depp is Innocent

  1. He was a narc
  2. He's compassionate for overweight mom's and the mentally challenged.
  3. He's the world greatest lover.
  4. He's still looking for the American Dream
  5. He had scissors for hands and wouldn't hurt a soul.
  6. He acted like Buster Keaton for once again, a mentally challenged person.
  7. He's been into drugs and already spent time in prison. Why would he want to go back?
  8. Pkus he doesn't want to end up bumping into "Lefty" Ruggiero.
  9. He's into manifesting positivety. And I quote, "Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe the impossible. "
  10. How many times did women slap him? If he was going to hit one he would of already.
  11. He needs to win an Oscar and he's not going to jeopardize that for a girl.