1. He was a narc
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  2. He's compassionate for overweight mom's and the mentally challenged.
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  3. He's the world greatest lover.
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  4. He's still looking for the American Dream
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  5. He had scissors for hands and wouldn't hurt a soul.
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  6. He acted like Buster Keaton for once again, a mentally challenged person.
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  7. He's been into drugs and already spent time in prison. Why would he want to go back?
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  8. Plus he doesn't want to end up bumping into "Lefty" Ruggiero.
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  9. He's into manifesting positivety. And I quote, "Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe the impossible. "
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  10. How many times did women slap him? If he was going to hit one he would of already.
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  11. He needs to win an Oscar and he's not going to jeopardize that for a girl.
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