Things Men Can Do Whilst Sitting on the Can With a Smartphone

  1. check email
  2. play games - no volume
  3. look at porn
  4. snap a photo of your bowel movement
  5. Share said photo of your bowel movement via text
  6. Record sounds of guy moving bowels in next stall
  7. Share said audio of guy moving bowels in next stall via text
  8. Make a list