- •Take a picture of a fully lit Menorah on last night of Chanukah, Snapchat to friends with caption "Ain't just one night, we shinin all week ho"
- •Find excuse to organically work Don Draper's "That's what the money is for!" ; Matt Saracen's "Everybody leaves me!" or corner kid from The Wire's "Got to...this America man!" into a professional conversation
- •Honor ancestors in accordance with the Jewish tradition by naming son "Marshawn Moskowitz"
- •Get 2 Chainz and Adam Durwitz into a room...encourage debate over whose dreads are superior
- •Become John Mulaney's best friend
- •Hijack All Caramel