Life Goals

  1. Take a picture of a fully lit Menorah on last night of Chanukah, Snapchat to friends with caption "Ain't just one night, we shinin all week ho"
  2. Find excuse to organically work Don Draper's "That's what the money is for!" ; Matt Saracen's "Everybody leaves me!" or corner kid from The Wire's "Got to...this America man!" into a professional conversation
  3. Honor ancestors in accordance with the Jewish tradition by naming son "Marshawn Moskowitz"
  4. Get 2 Chainz and Adam Durwitz into a room...encourage debate over whose dreads are superior
  5. Become John Mulaney's best friend
  6. Hijack All Caramel