Stream of Consciousness Movie Review-inherent Vice(spoilers)

Hi, I'm Jeremy, I work in tech sales and I watched Inherent Vice. Here's what was going through my mind as I saw the movie.
  1. Love this opening title song
  2. Dear Michael K. Williams: more Turtleneck/Afro/Members Only jacket combos please.
  3. According to inflation calculator, $14.95 in 1970 was equal to $91.22 today, good price for a "pussy eater special."
  4. "Kick him...well that's assault" - LOLZ Benicio, LOLZ
  5. I would watch a show where Sam from Parenthood and the dick Presidential aide from Veep play FBI agents.
  6. MAYA RUDOLPH ALERT...wait...where'd she go?
  7. Another show I'd watch: Benicio Del Toro: Heavily Accented Marine Lawyer
  8. Owen Wilson is an unconvincing heroin junkie...but STONED REESE FTW
  9. Brolin-Bigfoot-Bananas
  10. This movie is WASTING Maya Rudolph
  11. MARTIN SHORT IS A FRONT FOR AN ASIAN HEROIN CARTEL! GIVE PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON ALL THE OSCARS RIGHT NOW!
  12. "Good Day." #thuglife
  13. I'm bored...Bring back the fun people
  14. And the Oscar for most off-putting sex scene goes to...
  15. (Denzel Voice) Damn Joaquin, I didn't know you like to get wet!?
  16. Nancy Botwin's second husband is always a bad guy, don't trust him Joaquin!
  17. Sam Cooke's "Wonderful World" has no business in any scene that doesn't involve John Belushi in a lunch line
  18. I usually hate Josh Brolin but he is killing it in this movie. He is Dragnet if Dragnet only listened to DMX songs produced by Skrillex
  19. Final review: a weird ambling movie, probably better high, didn't hold my attention most of the time but a few absolutely electric scenes and a handful of entertaining characters give it a boost. 6/10