Things That My Red-blooded Heterosexual Male Friends Say With Shocking Regularity

Because it's 2015 dammit
  1. My Friday was epic...there was no line at Tartine and I finally got to try one of their eclairs...worth it!
  2. Spotify just isn't the same since Tay-Tay pulled her music...
  3. So...we're wearing matching shoes when we go out tonight, right?
  4. I'm not sure I want to go there for brunch...do they have bottomless mimosas?
  5. If you want to see me ugly cry, just put on the last episode of Friday Night Lights