Thoughts going through my head as I watch Game of Thrones from last week

Hey John Snow... How you doing?
  1. John Snow, you have a lovely backside.
  2. John Snow, move your leg!
  3. John Snow... You were dead and now you're not!
  4. Wait, I know there's other characters on this show!
  5. Girl, Sam is puking, he doesn't care about your excitement being on the ship.
  6. Damn, young Ned Stark looks like Doogie Houser!
  7. The bloodier the better.
  8. Dani you look rough and dirty.
  9. Just tell them your name, Arya!
  10. And I have to pause to finish cupcakes.