WHY KITTY CATS ARE SO CUTE OMG

  1. they do not smile, ever
  2. they break your stuff with glee, fearlessly
  3. they resemble panthers and lions but they're ridiculously small
  4. each one has at least one unique feature, such as preferring to hide in cave-like places
  5. they are fastidious
  6. they will destroy your computer, reminding you of the impermanence of material things