1. Out of pajamas and into pants by noon
  2. Wake up just in time to log onto computer
  3. Screw counting steps as it takes 38 to refill coffee
  4. Don't trust mute. Leave phone by computer when going to the bathroom
  5. Every 30 minutes, pet the dog
  6. Be very cognizant into which Lync box snarky comments are being typed
  7. Turn off phone ringer to hide fact really snarky memes are being texted with co-worker during conference call