REASONS MARC GASOL IS NOT THE GRIZZLIES GAMES

Since his injury we have not heard anything from our hometown hero Big Spain.
  1. Waiting on his 2016 green card
  2. Afraid of the stepping on Briante Weber
  3. Refuses to come until the release his Mt Grizzmore statue
  4. Can't stand the smell of BBQ nachos
  5. He is actually at each game but wearing the Luchador mask
  6. He is spending Q.T. with owner Robert Pera