IF THIS HAPPENS IN THE GILMORE GIRLS REVIVAL, I'M STORMING AWAY FROM MY SCREEN
As requested by @mdabski.
- •Intrusive, bizarre cross promotional tie-ins (eg. Lorelei and Rory take Uber everywhere, everyone is eating Subway constantly)
- •Richard Gilmore recreated using CG
- •Majority of plotlines revolve around Kirk and Taylor bickering
- •Lane spends the whole series having ANOTHER set of twins
- •One word: Minions
- •Okay, but Uber plot is allowed if Taylor is trying to ban them from Star's Hollow and Gil is leading a protest against him because he wants the cash.
- •Any storyline where Rory drops out of something.
- •And if Paris Gellar is in a thankless career, we come back with pitchforks.