Let's assume your enemy is an average singer, and you are looking to destroy them through having them perform a song during a night of karaoke with mutual friends. Listen to the night grind to a painful halt!
  1. What's Going On by 4 Non Blondes
    All seems well until the chorus. Unless they can belt, this one is a soul crusher.
  2. Spice World by the Spice Girls
    The verses are weird spoken sentence fragments! Mwahahahaha
  3. A song you wrote yourself, developed karaoke graphics for, and then smuggled into a karaoke bar
    Title it "Don't Stop Believing" and some unsuspecting enemy will always pick it!
  4. John Cage's 4'33
  5. It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion
    Hit those high notes, sucka! No one can match this French Canadian chanteuse's phrasing: the embarrassment alone will shame your enemy into never showing her face again near you.