TYPES OF PEOPLE I CAN IDENTIFY AS MY ENEMIES WITHIN FIVE MINUTES
- •Anyone who loves Two and a Half Men or the Big Bang TheoryWe are not going to get along
- •Anyone who dislikes Broad CityThese people are dead to me.
- •People who cut in lineYou are going to get cut next, that's what you is
- •People who use the elevator to go up one floorThese people are useless sacks of flesh
- •Leelee SobieskiLeelee, you know what you did
- •Anyone talking on a cell phone while in line to pay for something.
- •People who say reading takes too long
- •People who argue with TSA agents about what they can keep in their carry on.You can't win. What are you even doing.