Why Walruses Are Amazing

Ah, the walrus. Truly one of nature's greatest achievements. Why, you ask? Let's find out.
  1. Tusks
  2. Fat and squishy
  3. Live in ice
  4. Tusk x2
  5. Funny name
  6. Eat food + drink liquids (I think, all improv here)
  7. Tusk x3 -1