In honor of his 8th birthday
  1. He's got a face only a mother could love
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    People tell me this all the time but if I'm being honest, I disagree. I think he's a conventional beauty
  2. He curbs my xanax intake
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    I read somewhere that petting a dog can slow your heart rate during a panic attack. Who knows if that is true but I take a lot more xanax when I'm away from him
  3. He doesn't only make me happy
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    He keeps his second family (my parents) happy too
  4. He keeps me from working 24/7
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    Puppy snuggles keep me in bed longer and earlier
  5. He's great for sharing a meal
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    Portillo's cheese fries are a fave
  6. He loves napping as much as I do
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  7. No, but seriously
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    All sleeping, all the time
  8. Happy birthday boo!
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  9. I love you
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