Things I Tell Myself to Justify a Cab to Work

When the E train is right there...
  1. I don't feel like sharing personal space right now
  2. It's only $8 extra dollars and my sanity is worth that much
  3. My bag is so heavy, I don't have the energy to carry it. I deserve this cab for even making it this far.
  4. I'll take it on the way home
  5. The paper this week is full of stories about erratic subway behavior, this is the safer choice
    I know, shameful
  6. I'm a successful businesswoman working in Manhattan, I can take a fucking cab if I want.
    When I'm feeling extra guilty obviously.