Inspired by @readjulia
  1. CPAP machine
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    I hate it. I can't tell a difference with it, eight months in. "You'll have energy! You'll lose weight!" Um, no.
  2. Phone
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    Always in reach, the last thing before sleep, the first thing upon waking, and if I wake up in the night, ad nauseum.
  3. Foot cream
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    My heels are hideous!
  4. Hand lotion
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    Dry hands drive me crazy
  5. Water
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    With a lid and straw. Because cats.
  6. Phone charger
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    Necessary!
  7. Ceiling fan
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    Not bedSIDE but still absolutely necessary!
  8. Piglet
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    Always beside me. Or on me.
  9. Romeo
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    90% of the time on the foot of the bed.
  10. Max
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    Somewhere in the vicinity, but not often on the bed.