2:30AM SPIDER PANIC

  1. Cleaned my bathroom earlier tonight and the biggest freakiest spider ever was chilling behind my scale.
    I killed him and flushed the body.
  2. Getting ready for bed, a smaller version of that spider was near my dresser.
    His kids want revenge.
  3. Almost asleep just now and a tickle on my arm revealed yet another spider crawling up my arm.
  4. I'm going to try again to go to sleep.
  5. Somebody say a prayer, or send over an exorcist or something.
  6. Good night! I'm going to try again to sleep without getting bitten.
  7. 🚫🕷