The new pest control dude left these for us.
  1. I just...what?
  2. I'm definitely not bereaved over the bugs you killed (RIP).
  3. I'm possibly bereaved over the toxic chemicals you're spraying all over my tiny office.
  4. I tend to save "bereavement" for things that matter. Like, you know, PEOPLE.
  5. Bereave Mints. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯