I HAVE A CRUSH
- •I call him "Bug Guy" to my friendsCause he's the exterminator and I see him once a month when he sprays our office building.
- •We have the best conversationsHe's brilliant, and we discuss current events, history, religion, food, all kinds of stuff
- •He came in this morningHe was waiting for me in my office (!), and we talked about yesterday's shooting, and other things. He said good bye and left my office
- •He came backBefore he'd even gotten two feet away and said "Wait, I want to be more formal."
- •He shook my handAnd said "Enchantée. I always enjoy our visits." And I melted into a puddle of goo right there on the floor.