I HAVE A CRUSH

  1. I call him "Bug Guy" to my friends
    Cause he's the exterminator and I see him once a month when he sprays our office building.
  2. We have the best conversations
    He's brilliant, and we discuss current events, history, religion, food, all kinds of stuff
  3. He came in this morning
    He was waiting for me in my office (!), and we talked about yesterday's shooting, and other things. He said good bye and left my office
  4. He came back
    Before he'd even gotten two feet away and said "Wait, I want to be more formal."
  5. He shook my hand
    And said "Enchantée. I always enjoy our visits." And I melted into a puddle of goo right there on the floor.